Mucho Aloha

theonemillionthdragonborn:

umyehs:

fedorahatmatt:

umyehs:

breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11

breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from

breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.

breaking news: white cis boy FUCKING REKT by white cis boy

Take a seat, fedorahatmatt

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taco-bell-rey:

*sexts at the Thanksgiving dinner table*

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armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

image

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firmeprincess:

Me

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IT’S MY 21ST BIRTHDAY, BITCHESSSSSSSS

🎉🎉🍻🎊🎈🎈🌀✨

aus-kitten:

Finished this little painting today

It’s BEAUTIFUL

aus-kitten:

Finished this little painting today

It’s BEAUTIFUL

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spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

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tacobitch666:

"I have no reason to exist."

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